found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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