Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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