is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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