I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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