so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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