Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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