Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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