How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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