Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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