at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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