so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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