You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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