We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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