I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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