There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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