remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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