Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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