shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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