he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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