I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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