I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
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One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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