woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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