Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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