Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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