Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm passing your future prison.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
We have started to decorate penises.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
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