either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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