when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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