what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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