He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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