we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
honey bunches of taint.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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