A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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