Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
This is my gift to your gina
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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