it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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