wakey wakey hands off snakey
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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