I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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