so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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