You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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