You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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