Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
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While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.