Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left