Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not