you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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