he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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