The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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