Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
