loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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