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I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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