16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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