ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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