whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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