she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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