Kiss
Puke
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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