it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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