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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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